NOT who your mother hoped you'd bring home.|
[Most Recent Entries]
Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in
[ << Previous 20 ]
[ << Previous 20 ]
|Wednesday, November 15th, 2017|
I'm about to start publishing some lovely dirty stories under a new name. Willow Bern. Shhhhh....... hee...
|Wednesday, September 7th, 2011|
My friends are awesome sauce. That is all. :)
|Saturday, April 10th, 2010|
|Tribeca Film Festival
I'm curious, are any New Yorkers I know going to the Tribeca Film Festival this year?
|Wednesday, March 31st, 2010|
I am making some. Trying a new healthy peanut butter, honey, whole wheat kind, and a more traditional oatmeal.
For those of you who know who they are and want some. Sneak by the spa and ask me about my stash.
Q... I got you hooked up.
|Monday, March 22nd, 2010|
|Let's make Ken blush!!
Okay darlins, I have an evil plan. At Self, I managed to get Ken flashed a great number of times by lovely women and I'd like to top that at Frolicon. He blushes beautifully and adores women. I'm not trying to give him away, just get him flashed with pretty until he is scarlet. Boobs and butts and hoos, even just great smiles and winks would be perfect. Honestly it would be fun to keep him scarlet. So if you have an exhibitionist streak, come by the spa and show Ken something pretty. He'll probably have a cap on, he is about five six, built like an elf, and has giant blue eyes. Oh and yeah.... hopefully he'll be scarlet. Hopefully we can keep him scarlet, stammering and speachless. I have faith in you guys, we can do it!
He has huge fantasies of women flirting with him, or aproaching him. He tends to miss this when it actually happens to him, so subtlety won't work so well with him, go all out. SO have fun with it. I love the man, and we don't swing, but flirting and flashing are all good.
Hey Faery!!! Seriously, you could do him harm in the best of ways. He is very much like a sprite, magical, light on his feet, fleet, fun, big energy boy. You have the capacity to turn him purple and keep him purple. Should you have the time or inclination, I would adore watching you hunt him, one faery torturing with flirtation another.
I'd love to have your hands at the spa if you want to too. And you too Cliffy if you are reading. :)
love you all, sorry I haven't been posting.
I have a new dog. Hee. I love her, her name is venus.
Now if I can just get Ahfros to move in, then the house will have it's full measure of goddesses of love. Find a job Q, I miss you much.
Hello fellow mischief makers. It's time to gather together those who like to touch and those who like to be touched. If you think you'd like to come play spa and help pamper others, take a second and email me here or at email@example.com. IF you are not sure yet, swing by the Spa room thursday night at seven. We'll be saying hello, and I'll be doing a little demo on how to easily give relief to tired feet and calves. We will see a lot of that because of all the really sexy shoes people will be wearing.
We already have some professional folks signed up for time slots but I'd love to have more folks that just love to nurture others and rub backs and feet. People will be able to start signing up for table time thursday night. The more folks I have ready to touch and serve, the more folks we can well... touch and serve!
This should be a lot of fun. We will have two tables and a tired feet station. Come play! Come learn! Come share what you know!
I can't wait!
P.S. Why are you doing this Willow? Because it's fun, and what could be better than helping people get what they need and want? Those who like to serve, and those who like to be served, and heck those that just love touch, or feet, or spas, all need their own little spot at Frolicon, and this year it's the Spa.
I love touch and have worked as a massage therapist/Rolfer for twenty years. There is nothing better than the feeling of helping someone feel more at ease in their own body. It's just so very rewarding. And just like most body workers on the planet, I am a table pig. Any table, anywhere, I'm up for being touched.
See you there!
|Friday, December 4th, 2009|
|Wednesday, September 30th, 2009|
|Ghost in the machine
Ants, many tiny little black anty bastards have invaded my home. They are the worst of squatters and decided to move in full force while I was away learning about lymph.
I am declaring war!
Pizza, lawn cutting, laundry....
ant genacide... possible through some chemical means. I am pondering calling in the big guns.
Oh and life...
rubber no longer holds the borders of my soul. :)
Was waiting for Melissa to get home, she is home, off to the grocery store to purchase pizza which is faze one of my plan.
|Saturday, July 25th, 2009|
One week left of the summer. The past three years have been such a time of change and growth. Sometimes I have felt like I was in the spin cycle in the wash tub. Sometimes I have felt like I was perfectly exactly where I was supposed to be. This morning I find myself feeling damn grateful for the people in my life and the amazing kindness I've known.
I wonder what the dryer will feel like.
Anyone else feeling particularly bright shiny and hopeful today?
|Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009|
|Sheeple - blame the bear
1. Would you commit murder for hire if a ridiculous amount of money were involved?
2. Would you allow a child to die if it meant 5 other adults could live?
Nope. Can see the logic in this, but would probably go for the kid, and expect the adults to protect themselves. My mommy gears would overwhelm logic. I have a hard drive to protect the innocent and helpless. If the adults were incapable of protecting themselves due to mental deficit or something, then it'd be a toss up.
3. Would you mug an old lady if you were starving and on the street for money to buy food?
Nope, but I am not above panhandling, or begging.
4. Do you believe sex should be saved for marriage?
um... not according to my pants.
5. Do you believe it is ok to have multiple sexual partners at once?
Yup, if everyone is open and honest.
6. Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes, would be happy to pull the switch in some cases.
7. Do you believe in any type of righteous justification to take the law in to your own hand, if a family member was hurt by someone for example?
Yup. If someone ever rapes or brutally beats my child their life is forfeit if I can manage in any way to get to them. Seven years in jail seems a reasonable price to pay for taking them off the planet.
8. A stranger is walking down the street and drops his wallet but doesn't realize it. No one is around. What do you do?
Hey duffus, you dropped your wallet.
9. Have you stolen anything in the last 12 months?
Nope. Took some wilting veggies out of Clay's fridge so they wouldn't rot and plan to put them in a soup. (he is in washington taking a class) Don't think that is stealing though, but I didn't ask first. Clay do you mind that I pinched your wilting celery?
10. Would you steal candy from a baby?
LOL, depends on whether or not you are talking about a Halloween stash. Have to admit that when the kid was tiny, I felt no qualms about pinching the occasional snickers bar from her Halloween stash.
11. Should marriage be between 1 man/1 woman?
Um okay, and 1 woman/ and 1 woman, and 1 man/ and 1 man, and 2 women/ and 1 man. etc... on and on.
Glad it's legal. For me would be murder.
13. Should religion be a part of society?
It's an important aspect of life for many, so why not.
14. Do you squish bugs just because they are bugs?
Roaches yes. Ants, usually. Spiders I like, they eat baby roaches and ants.
|Wednesday, June 24th, 2009|
I hate it, but it's not that horrible, and I need something up. I've been resisting the whole website thing for too long.
Does it make you want to be Rolfed???
|Sunday, June 21st, 2009|
|Happy Father's Day
Happy Daddy's day to one of the best men I know. Congrats for letting her live one more year!!!! Sometimes she surely doesn't make it easy. Thank you for being who you are, and loving her.
Now... it's off to go "ride the cow" at Gram and Gramps.
Life is good.
I have a kitty.
My heart is full.
|Sunday, June 7th, 2009|
Okay, so... like my hard drive died and took with it lots of stuff I totally should have had backed up, but well... yeah... I didn't soo... yeah.
It may take me a while to not be checking my mail at the library or my folks or Clays.
I'm here. Not actually hibernating, just in a technology vortex of doom.
Will see you all at SELF on Saterday. :) Er... or some of you...er.. or.. well.. yeah.
Might even manage to drag along my submissive friend and dump his poor carcass into the kiddie pool. Kid's been long without water if you know what I mean. Might plot and plan a little mischief if he's in tow. Anyone want to flash a very shy guy, who blushes and giggles when he's startled.
It's fun. I promise.
SOOOOOOooooOOOO looking forward to seeing Ahpook and Imp, and Q, and Freiya, and Dave and arden. (If they are going, I don't even know, I'm that out of touch right now.) And of course all the hot and sexy Atlanta crew.
Saw a warthog with a very fashionable and stylish do this weekend. Spent time with friends and loved ones.
Life is fluid as a river and ever changing. Sometimes that makes me scared, but mostly right now.... I'm just simply happy.
|Thursday, May 28th, 2009|
There is a bird outside my office window busily building a nest. I am curious to see what kind of bird it is, but afraid to look and scare it away. They are building a nest in my windowsill at my home office.
It pleases me, perhaps I will get to watch baby birds grow. There may be pretty little eggs.
Hello little industrious bird!
It is noisy with fluttering wings, and shaking little sticks about. The sounds make me smile and make me feel like spring.
I feel so much like spring.
|Wednesday, May 20th, 2009|
Not dead. Not sad. Not lost.
Am happy. Am a bit amazed by my life and the flow of it. Feel loved. Feel love. Feel blessed. Things keep changing. Maybe that is just the way of my life at this age, lots of change and fluidity. Would like more financial prosperity. Would love to travel more. Would like the pool to be ready for summer. Feel safe. Feel shiny. Feel okay in the world.
|Sunday, April 19th, 2009|
|Friday, April 3rd, 2009|
|My kid is just cool.
She made cupcakes for Clark, whose birthday is tomorrow. My oven doesn't work right so we made them at Greg's while he was off adventuring. Melissa left him two with this note.
|Tuesday, March 24th, 2009|
|Say it ain't so
Your results:You are James T. Kirk (Captain)
|James T. Kirk (Captain)
|An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
|Leonard McCoy (Bones)
||You are often exaggerated and over-the-top
in your speech and expressions.
You are a romantic at heart and a natural leader.
Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...
|Monday, March 23rd, 2009|
|Transmission Blues - Part Duex
Okay, well blues may be overstating things. I called Chancy auto this morning to get a bid on what needs to be done. Their bid was 500-600 dollars, which is firk tons better than 1200-1800 dollars. SO guess where the car is right now?
Every time I read the name Chancy Auto, I have to laugh. They do good work and I have used them before. Chancy is the family name. It's fun to tell people where my car is, "Oh, I took it over to Chancy Auto." It sounds like the beginning to a readers digest funny. Maybe they are just one of the rare mechanics who believe in honesty in advertising.
I am... amused, and happy that it will cost less, even if it still is a gigantic amount. Fehhh on grown up responsibilities.
|Saturday, March 21st, 2009|
|Sing those transmission blues...
My car, is at the doctor. The computer in the transmission has gone batty. I shudder to contemplate the cost, it's too horrific to write down. However, it IS quite a bit cheaper than a new car. So.. yeah... I'll pay them.
Q is being quiet, so I'm sure she is having fun. Ya'll think good thoughts for her, she is getting something burned/scarred onto her person late tonight. It's been on my mind and I am sad I couldn't be out there to support her. I'm sure that she is having fun though. She totally has senior itus. Those freshmen better staple their pants on!
Miss Kitty, Clay and I helped Clays's uncle move today. His uncle is a pill, and retarded, and a grumpy old man. He hadn't packed a thing. I can't really explain the look on Clay's mom's face when all three of us showed up. Let's put it this way, when she got back from taking the first carload over and saw how much Kitty and I had gotten done, she actually teared up. Two Capricorns, determined and willing, can pack a firk ton of crap. Clay's Mom and Uncle are close to useless when it comes to packing. We got him moved, all but a few glasses and some plates.
He had no packing material. At least he has a truck. OY!!
It turned out good. The kid made me proud. She didn't complain a bit and worked steady and without any need for prompting. She's really an asset at things like this. A few years ago when she was only ten or so, we moved Clay's Grandma. Melissa took a post by the pantry and announced that she "HAD THIS." She proceded to unpack and organize Grandma's new kitchen. Pretty cool kid. She makes me stupid proud sometimes. There are few adults I would rather have working besides me than her. She works hard, and she's good at this.
proud mom makes apple cake. :)